If your equities are falling ... bomb Iraq
If your equities are falling ... bomb Iraq
If your equities are falling
And your losses are appalling
If your equities are falling ... bomb Iraq
 

If the euro keeps on climbing ... bomb Iraq
If the euro keeps on climbing ... bomb Iraq
If the euro keeps on climbing
Put your trust in W's timing
If the euro keeps on climbing ... bomb Iraq
 

If the GDP is shrinking ... bomb Iraq
If the GDP is shrinking ... bomb Iraq
If the GDP is shrinking
And W's back to drinking
If the GDP is shrinking ... bomb Iraq
 

If your polls are falling ... bomb Iraq
If your polls are falling ... bomb Iraq
If your polls are falling
And Congress is stalling
If your polls are falling ... bomb Iraq
 

If the GOP is hurtin' ... bomb Iraq
If the GOP is hurtin' ... bomb Iraq
If the GOP is hurtin'
And November looks uncertain
If the GOP is hurtin' ... bomb Iraq
 

If the talk has turned to Harken ... bomb Iraq
If the talk has turned to Harken ... bomb Iraq
If the talk has turned to Harken
And that Krugman dawg is barkin'
If the talk has turned to Harken ... bomb Iraq
 

Are they checking Halliburton? ... bomb Iraq
Are they checking Halliburton? ... bomb Iraq
If they're checking Halliburton
And for Cheney jail looks certain
If they're checking Halliburton ... bomb Iraq
 

If your brother is a turkey ... bomb Iraq
If your brother is a turkey ... bomb Iraq
If your brother is a turkey
And Florida's goin' bazerky
If your brother is a turkey ... bomb Iraq
 

If the pundits call you "moron" ... bomb Iraq
If the pundits call you "moron" ... bomb Iraq
If the pundits call you moron
Then it's time to get your war on
If the pundits call you "moron" ... bomb Iraq
 

If Noelle gets caught with crack ... bomb Iraq
If Noelle gets caught with crack ... bomb Iraq
If Noelle gets caught with crack
And the twins drop booze for smack
If Noelle gets caught with crack ... bomb Iraq
 

To divert public attention ... bomb Iraq
To divert public attention ... bomb Iraq
To divert public attention
From the doings of your henchmen
To divert public attention ... bomb Iraq
 

To get drilling in the Artic ... bomb Iraq
To get drilling in the Artic ... bomb Iraq
You can run us out of oil
With the Middle East aboil
To get drilling in the Artic ... bomb Iraq
 

If you cannot find Osama ... bomb Iraq
If the markets are a drama ... bomb Iraq
If the terrorists are frisky
Pakistan is looking shifty
North Korea is too risky ... bomb Iraq
 

If we have no allies with us ... bomb Iraq
If we think that someone's dissed us ... bomb Iraq
So to hell with the inspections
Let's look tough for the elections
Close your mind and take directions ... bomb Iraq
 

It's pre-emptive, non-aggression ... bomb Iraq
To prevent this mass destruction ... bomb Iraq
They've got weapons we can't see
And that's all the proof we need
If they're not there, they must be ... bomb Iraq
 

If you never were elected ... bomb Iraq
If your mood is quite dejected ... bomb Iraq
If you think Saddam's gone mad
With the weapons that he had
And he tried to kill your dad ... bomb Iraq
 

If corporate fraud is growing ... bomb Iraq
If your ties to it are showing ... bomb Iraq
If your politics are sleazy
And hiding that ain't easy
And your manhood's getting queasy ... bomb Iraq
 

Fall in line and follow orders ... bomb Iraq
For our might knows not our borders ... bomb Iraq
Disagree? We'll call it treason
Let's make war not love this season
Even if we have no reason ... bomb Iraq